Car Ugly

The ugly/disgusting physical appearance one develops after a long car ride or trip. Edematous face, chapped lips, pimples, greasy or dry skin.

Her: Did you see Maley yesterday?
Him: Yeah didn’t she just get back from Mexico?
Her: She looked hella car ugly.

by VoyagerII April 11, 2022

car balls

Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.

I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.

by icrazylegs June 29, 2018

Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!

Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”

by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021

car bound

To go to a free party and in a car then spend the majority of the time in it, generally sniffing ketamine.

"did will morter even get to da party last night?"

"Yeah mate but he spent the whole time car bound sniffing cks"

"safe......"

by Big Traps November 22, 2013

starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.

John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.

by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020

car pranks

A prank friends pull prank in a car idiots

“let’s pull a car pranks on chad”

by Ppdoodoo March 7, 2025

Walmart car

A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar

“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”

by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023