May

The whole month of may is National give head month.

Girl:Hey what month is it?
Guy:May, you know what that means?
Girl:No?
Guy:It’s National give head month, so you have to give me head.

by Weiner17 April 15, 2020

may 3

the day you hug a boy your close to!

Girl:hey matt it’s may 3
Matt:so what

Girl: Hugs*

by batman is hot May 3, 2022

May 4th

Fight your ex best friend day no matter what you think will happen. You will get your revenge on them (unless you’re the reason you are ex best friends). And you will be the most amazing person the world has ever seen.

you: it’s may 4th

ex best friend: okay?

You: *punches ex best friend in the face*

Ex best friend: *⚰️* (don’t take the ⚰️ part too seriously I don’t want it going that far)

by Jadaaa!! April 29, 2023

May 13th

best day of the year. The day when the person who runs the world was born.

"my best friend was born in may 13th2

by strangernotindanger January 30, 2024

May

All of May you are NOT allowed to wear make up. If you decide to disobey this rule a guy has permission to slap your ass. SO DONT WEAR MAKE UP!!!

Cameron: Maggie are you wearing makeup?
Maggie: YES!!!
Cameron: *SLAPS Maggie’s ass*
Maggie: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Cameron: Because it’s MAY and you are wearing makeup

by Madi16 November 6, 2020

21st May

Today Kim Seokjin from BTS learned how to tag others on Instagram posts. So it will be celebrated as an anniversary every year for Jin as his Co member Kim Namjoon of BTS commented under his Instagram post along with another member Jung Hoseok Of BTS.

Namjoon commented under Jin's ig post:
: finally tagging.. legend
: hey, designate today as an anniversary immediately

comment

Jhope commented under Jin's ig post:
: wow our hyung knows how to tag !!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😍😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼❤️❤️

Omg Lmao Namjoon commented so we should celebrate 21st May as Jin's anniversary when he learned how to tag others.

by nsfw_kv May 21, 2022

Mais

A literal LGBT F8g (derogatory)

That boy is a real Mais.

by pinkpantheressstan January 16, 2022