CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.
Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021
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No u

An argument used on the internet to tell someone "I will not do that, you do that" It is used in good humor, but us nonsense to someone who doesn't know about it.
User 1: kys
User 2: no u
by There'sAMemeInMySoup February 06, 2016
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since the beggining of time, before the dinasours, creatures have looked for the most spectacular comeback to end all known

anti-logical statements roasts, and no one ever found a better dark horrifying comeback than no u.
Larry: ur mom gay.
Jim: no u.
Larry: *runs to swedish and changes his identity*
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since the ages of time, and before humanity, through the forests, through the deserts, no one or thing ever found a sacred dark horrifying counter spell on earth.
Larry: Jim, you're mom gay.
Jim: your*
Larry: no u.
Jim: *cries himself to sleep, then jumps into a pit and dies*
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ur mom is trash fortnite, no u boi
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The only way to survive an extreme insult
Person 1: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Person 2: no u
Person 1:*dies*
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