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michael richardson

A little knob jockey who always wants to be gang raped
I'm in the mood for a Michael richardson right now
by BigKnobBown May 16, 2016
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Michael

The most amazing, popular, fun loving, sarcastic son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. He can be nice, caring, supporting, and talkative all the time. But get on his bad side, he can call you out, and if you pick a fight with him, he’ll whoop your butt and will not hesitate to fight dirty if necessary. He’s also great at talking with the ladies and will use a combination of flirting and friendship to court the women whether to be friendly, to having a one time stand, or to get a girlfriend. He may think that he can be insecure sometimes, but deep down, he knows he’s got plenty of friends and his family to support him in every way possible.
Chad: Check that dude out, what’s his name again?

Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!
by Jackus Blackus December 6, 2022
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Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of gender, they all eventually begin to physically resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.
Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing the Michael Moore Singularity.
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Michael Bowers

A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.
Wow! Look at all those christmas lights! He must be Michael Bowers.
by Stonecrusher98 December 31, 2020
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Michael and Mercedes

A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.
Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.
by mnasty24 June 29, 2013
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Michael

Michaels are usally a tall, lanky, sexy man. Ginger hair, pale blue eyes that look out of this world, because you won’t see any eyes like his. Has the biggest dick you will ever see, and he is slow and gentle with his touch.

He has a good taste in music, clothes, and everything.

Usally skates and skis and is insanely good at it, like pro.
He’s talented at everything he does, he’s very active, and likes to bike and be outside. Speaking of outside, michaels LOVE NATURE, they love to explore and climb things to see beautiful views. Makes sense, cause michaels are beautiful. They are rare. They tend to not be on their phone and are in the real world pretty busy. Michaels tend to come off shy, but once you know him you create a loyal long friendship. That’s why Michaels have so many friends, he’s just so cool and nice. He will say sorry if he accidentally interrupts you while speaking with him. He’s really good to talk to in person, but not over text, he’s a dry texter. He will likely take you on an adventure to a treehouse or abandoned building. He also likes weed. He’s super chill, simple, cool, freaking beautiful, and has a voice like choclate. So unique and his laugh will make you go AWWWWW DATE ME OMFGGGG KISS MEE OMFGG. His kisses are not like anyone else’s, it feels different, but amazing, euphoric, he will also shove his tongue down your throat and tuck you in bed like a baby. Cause he’s a softie at heart. He loves thrifting too.
cute girl: “omg who is that tall ginger climbing that tree over there??”
random fairy: “oh that’s just the love of your life go over and talk to him”
cute girl: “hey there you climbing the tree! what’s your name?”
michael: *laughs cutely* “hey I’m michael, what’s your name?” *smiles cutely with beautiful eyes looking down on the girl*
cute girl: *in awe of his beauty* “uh n-nice t-to m-eet you, im ….IN LOVEEE”
by slushygoonie October 11, 2022
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Michael

A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”
Good luck getting Michael to text you back, that dude invented ghosting
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025
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