When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017
Get the Albino Garden Snake mug.Piece of shit fake blonde who attends pedro Menendez highschool. Sydney is the runner up for the biggest pick me girl, in a close second behind sophia kelbert. This chic has stabbed more people in the back then convicted murderers on death row. Leave it to this hoe to take any small detail or story and turn it into a long ass chapter book that nobody gives a shit about.
A: Hey check out this cool snake I found!
B: woah! Is that a Sydney the Snake?
A: Yeah! I found it in the bathroom mouth hitting a puff bar!
B: woah! Is that a Sydney the Snake?
A: Yeah! I found it in the bathroom mouth hitting a puff bar!
by SercretAdmirerXOXO November 24, 2021
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