March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

booth madness

A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.

"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor." - Brian Wrap

Red Lightreader: "Man, that concession girl is cute."
Phil M. Splicer: "Dude, she's underage!"
Red Lightreader: "Sorry, booth madness."

by Rick T. Fier December 13, 2008

Mad Dog Crazy

An extreme or overtly ridiculous show of mental decline such as screaming in public places or unironically enjoying political speeches.

Mainly used to refer to actions but can be used to describe a person.

“Did you see what Jessica did at the part last night?”
“Yeah dude that was mad dog crazy.”

by BNHAlover.2022 March 24, 2024

Mad Eyes

A charming old chap who really likes trapping you with his walls.

Oh no, It's Mad Eyes. We're dead.

by oneoldboi November 9, 2020

Mads

This guy is the GOAT, like literally, he dumb as as a GOAT.

Dude Mads is da GOAT!

by anonymous September 15, 2020

mad packed

being very stacked
voluptous
having very big Bazonkers
milky big honkers

Look, that person is mad packed.
Oh, I agree with your statement about them having mily big honkers.

by mommysteponme October 21, 2023

textual madness

The feeling you get when someone stops texting you right after you send a soul bearing text.

Omg! I just texted Kevin that I'm breaking up with Charlie and I'm in love with him, but he hasn't respond for like twenty minutes! I am in textual madness right now!

by Kimified September 29, 2014