Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Just A Second

Something to hold off doing something for a couple of hours.

Just a second. I'll tell you how you can use this in a sentence later.

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

Square-fruit to the second tower

The shit that your best friend says when she does meth and not math

Bestie: square-fruit to the second tower

Me: go back to rehab

by Unhinged Farris wheel February 21, 2026

University of Second Choice

University of South Carolina. Some people say its University of Southern California but we all know it’s Carolina. You don’t wanna be there on a cold and grey Carolina morning.

Gotta drive down to the University of Second Choice

by Fight like hell dammit and win February 26, 2026

they hit the second tower

when you thought the story was over, but more bad news came out.

no way she has had a man this whole time…they hit the second tower

by therealestouttherefr May 2, 2025

Chuckle for a Second

(verb phrase)
/ˈchəkəl fər ə ˈsekənd/

Definition:
A brief, involuntary laugh-like reaction triggered by something so absurd, delusional, or unserious that full laughter isn’t warranted—but you simply can’t help yourself. Usually accompanied by an eye roll, a sharp exhale through the nose, or a knowing smirk.

Often used when someone says something so confidently wrong that your only response is internal amusement with a side of “be serious.”

“He said ‘I’m an empath’ right after causing a scene. I chuckled for a second and sipped my drink.”
“I didn’t even argue back. Just chuckled for a second and blinked.”
“He said astrology isn’t real but god talks to him through parking spots, and I just had to chuckle for a second.”

by paigesmithusa May 16, 2025