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Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.
"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"
by Cbae17 March 27, 2016
mugGet the Boned a turkeymug.

slow on the bone

when you want to get it up, but you're too slow and the moment is lost
"I was gonna fuck him, but he was pretty slow on the bone..."
by paptort September 19, 2014
mugGet the slow on the bonemug.

Pulling my bones

When someone tries to get you to believe their obvious lie
You're pulling my bones mate
by Haz431 April 22, 2016
mugGet the Pulling my bonesmug.

Boned

To be losing really bad at chess
she took my queen with a pawn? I’m getting boned here
by Totally real terms from life August 16, 2021
mugGet the Bonedmug.

Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone

To install a cable, especially a low voltage cable. Often done above ceilings or under specialty floors.
See also: Crop Dust a Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.
There is not enough on the spool to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone that far.
by HateStain May 7, 2025
mugGet the Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bonemug.

Bone less wings

They are just chicken nuggets. A chicken wing has the bone in but if it doesn’t then it is just a chicken nugget
Costumer: Hey could I get some bone less wings.

Employe: oh did u mean chicken nuggets because they don’t have a bone in them.
by Travis Logan cowles September 8, 2020
mugGet the Bone less wingsmug.

breaded chicken bone

Has to be done on the beach with the guy wearing a condom. The guy pulls out after already inserting his penis in the vagina and dips it in the sand, then re-inserts penis in said vagina.
We were at the beach and I pulled the ol' breaded chicken bone!!! We're no longer together though....
by Jbd October 5, 2015
mugGet the breaded chicken bonemug.

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