Skip to main content

The Ninja

While having doggy style sex with your woman, another person covertly swaps out in the same position. You then sneak around to the front side of the woman, in her field is sight (preferably even better through an open window) and then yell "Ninja!"
I used the Ninja on my girlfriend last night! I ninja'd my gf last night!
by yukysaky March 10, 2021
mugGet the The Ninjamug.

Ninja

(1) Me: Yo what's up man?
Him: I'm upset bro.
Me: Why?
Him: I heard Ninja has more subs on YouTube than Tfue.
Me: Aw shit man, that sucks.
Him: I know right?

(2)Me: Yo I'm pissed dawg!
Him: Me too bro.
Me: Its cuz fuckin Ninja has more dubs than Tfue.
Him: Yeah, I gotta go now though.

(3)Me: Hey honey. Where are my Mouse and Keyboard?
Her: On the desk.
Me: Ok. I'm gonna streamsnipe a Virgin named Ninja on Fortnite
by Destroyer902 February 4, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja

God after he kills me i'm gonna Ninja him!
by Taco_v2 December 13, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Diversity Ninja

Term that describes someone who sees people not as individuals but rather as representatives of the demographic group they belong to based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, and so on
^ My gay friend, Naomi, who is black and Latina, got the results of her DNA test back today and found out she is 1/64 Native American!
> Yeah? So what?
^ So what? The little Diversity Ninja inside me is excited for her. That's what's "So what". Duh!
> Oh...
by thurb March 31, 2023
mugGet the Diversity Ninjamug.

Ninja Creeper

When a Creeper comes up behind you and explodes you, and you meet your demise. Unexpectedly, of course.
Person: *playing Minecraft Hardcore when a Creeper explodes behind them (in this case a Ninja Creeper* OH MY GOD 2 YEARS JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN YOU GOTTA BE JOKI-
by - Spoof - December 5, 2021
mugGet the Ninja Creepermug.

broccoli ninja

A term for black males who have specific haircuts with the sides of their heads shaved and long and twisty on top. Followed by a headband (Supreme brand for example)
"Have you seen Tyresse's new style? He's looks like a Broccoli Ninja"
by Damage, Inc. May 13, 2018
mugGet the broccoli ninjamug.

Share this definition