Michael's natural existence is a humor to the people around him, he is constantly hitting nicotine and asking people to buy nicotine and alcohol for him because he's too much of a lazy shit. He also thinks he pulls mad bitches but the bitches he does pull live 200 miles away and he has to buy a plane ticket just for some badussy.
Person 1: "Yo, who is that?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."
by badussy2.0 February 3, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
by Edubz October 5, 2017
Get the Michael Springermug. A man that was down with the kids ;)
by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Eric Harry TImothy Mabius Is Jiraiya Sensei & Michael Jeffrey Jordan Is Delta<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Doggy_styledCoWBoY September 12, 2020
Get the michael mccleanmug. He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
Get the Michael Porter Masonmug. Sexy beast of a man creative loving the kind of guy that’s wants to be friends with everyone the kind of guy that likes to make people laugh and succeeds with doing so the kind of guy that everyone wants to be friends with and a Michael Casale usually has blue eyes and dirty blond hair and will be very successful in life
by EmperorNarwhal777 May 14, 2018
Get the michael casalemug.