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Butt wisdom

Noun.

Knowledge or wisdom learned afterward, like hind sight is 20:20. It is the important advice that came out the back end.
Man one: don't do it. Trust me it's a bad purchase!
Man two: shut up! You are just talking out of your ass!
Man one: Ma! I'm for real! Dropping some serious butt wisdom right here.

Man two: oh. Fo sho. If you've tried it then I trust you.
by SweetNettaTaTa August 30, 2016
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Butt Socket

by UncleFeetz May 12, 2017
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Butt hose

adjective: 1. To get cheated or taken advantage of over something that is out of one's control

2. To feel taken advantage of in an under-handed, immoral way

3. To get completely drunk and then expel the remainders by means of explosive diarrhea the next day.

4. Someone who is sodomized by either a penis or a foreign object to such a degree that it tears the lining of the anus.

butt hose; butt hosed,

noun: a hose that is inserted into the anus in order to give a colon cleanse.
Dude, I got totally butt hosed today man. My car was parked within the lines of the street where it was legal to park, and that cock-sucker meter maid wrote me a $100 ticket anyways!

Did you see that drunk slut get butt hosed by that dude last night in our living room?! There was blood everywhere!!

The Dallas Cowboys got butt hosed by the Minnesota Vikings in the game the other night: a complete blow-out. Wasn't that fucking hilarious to watch?!

I got completely cocked last night off of a liter or Rum and jerked off in the bushes. Awesome times no doubt, but my gut is rocked today. I totally butt hosed the toilet this morning and there's shit everywhere!
by Pooky Jenkins February 4, 2010
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Shatty butt

Having muddy or wet butt hole. The feeling of having a grimy stink star.
I ate some delectable hibachi at the Grove and had to poop something serious. After several wipes I failed to clean my shatty butt.
by Daveandmichellemattoosee June 20, 2019
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Butt sex

Sex of the anal kind
Hey girl want to go have some amazing butt sex?
by DanoD December 19, 2016
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Butt buzzed

When hot chick gets so buzzed she lets you put it in her butt
My girl was so butt buzzed she asked me to butt fuck her
by TiKi Tuesday June 25, 2016
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fruggle butt

"Stop being such a fruggle butt."
by Frugglebutt March 6, 2016
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