Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or the last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Usually from a strong bloodline and generational wealth.
by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024
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Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”
Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”
Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”
by sunnyfolina June 17, 2023
Get the Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as mug.Finding that Mexico is a separate country from America, I find this term as pejorative. In the Mexican-American war Santa Ana lost, so I believe that Hispanic-American or the more general Latino/Latina be used instead. Any claims to the contrary are an act of perfidy(truce breaking), a war crime.
by buildanewbomb November 4, 2021
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“I got a Diet Coke with my three Big Macs and large fry”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”
by Trentjs03 September 21, 2022
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Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network
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