Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man

It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day

by markwasowzki May 9, 2019

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.

How to make your dick small

by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021