Shit musket

Explosive diarrhea or any type of shitting that would pertain to anything that would resemble a musket shot out of your butt hole

I had some bad sushi for dinner and was shooting shit muskets all night

by Nikolasinlacasa October 28, 2025

musketeer special

The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.

Hey, babe you want The musketeer special.

by Beat dick -ben September 12, 2020

The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.

Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."

by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025

Musket Cumming

The act of ejaculating one singular high-caliber shot of cum, and then having to "reload" for a while for your next "shot".

"My boyfriend was musket cumming in me all night! It took almost 4 hours.."

by SisypheanTaskmaster October 8, 2025

Musket

A musket is a muzzle-loaded long gun that appeared as a smoothbore weapon in the early 16th century, at first as a heavier variant of the arquebus, capable of penetrating plate armour.1 By the mid-16th century, this type of musket gradually disappeared as the use of heavy armour declined, but musket continued as the generic term for smoothbore long guns until the mid-19th century.2 In turn, this style of musket was retired in the 19th century when rifled muskets (simply called rifles in modern terminology) using the Minié ball (invented by Claude-Étienne Minié in 1849) became common.3 The development of breech-loading firearms using self-contained cartridges (introduced by Casimir Lefaucheux in 1835) and the first reliable repeating rifles produced by Winchester Repeating Arms Company in 1860 also led to their demise.4 By the time that repeating rifles became common, they were known as simply "rifles", ending the era of the musket.

He shot the musket at the children

by Cowbelly64 December 18, 2022

The Musketeer

Pack your penis with shit from a q-tip and blow your load into her face.

Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.

by Noodlesdude05 September 15, 2023

Arizona musket loader

When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.

Arizona has dope so good
You will hit the next trapsdactyl with an arizona musket loader"w

by Beefcake_520 July 28, 2022