A hypocrite with sociopathic tendencies, typically willing to pretend that they might care about you up until you are no longer worth their time. If you don't offer anything that they want, they will ignore you for months, only speaking to you if required by some random coincidence.
Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life.
When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it.
These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life.
When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it.
These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
Philip was out with friends yesterday without telling us once again.
Oh, again. That's really nice of him to not tell us. I guess he considers un no longer worthy to be with him and stand in his almighty grace. I wonder what they talked about.
He was probably bragging about being able to eat lemons without making a funny face.
Oh, again. That's really nice of him to not tell us. I guess he considers un no longer worthy to be with him and stand in his almighty grace. I wonder what they talked about.
He was probably bragging about being able to eat lemons without making a funny face.
by Аnоnуmous November 21, 2021
by Filip with an F November 04, 2019
by tedussypestrojer66699942021 February 05, 2018
This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.
He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.
This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.
This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021
Philip may be known as a horse lover but it is simply their anatomy he adores. Philip is a kind and intelligent person with a love for oversized bottoms. Besides this and his admiration of southern exotic women, philip has a weakness for things others may call garbage found on the street. His talent for building lets him create true masterpieces of interior design out of trash. Although his ideas sometimes may sound extraterrestrial they truly just are a little futuristic. Altogether Philip has a great mind but also sometimes need to be reminded that he is only human.
If you are not afraid of his stubbornness you should definitely get yourself a philip in your life.
If you are not afraid of his stubbornness you should definitely get yourself a philip in your life.
Example1
Person 1: look at this Hobo collecting trash
Person 2: thats not a hobo, thats philip the architect. You should defintely follow his work
Example 2
Woman 1: aaarrgh philip and his stubborness is driving me crazy
Woman 2: you should co sider yourself lucky. You will never find a zaddy like him again
Person 1: look at this Hobo collecting trash
Person 2: thats not a hobo, thats philip the architect. You should defintely follow his work
Example 2
Woman 1: aaarrgh philip and his stubborness is driving me crazy
Woman 2: you should co sider yourself lucky. You will never find a zaddy like him again
by fifficent May 26, 2022
His name is Philip he is a poet. he wrote this poem just to show it. You can write rhymes but you can't write his! 😤He practice french and piano with his mother. he has little sister but he wants a brother. But his dad is trying to make america's bank. Un deux trois quatre cinqqqqqqqqqqqqq