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The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.
by fagggatron November 22, 2021
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Matty

Matty is an amazing person with a phone addiction. Matty has beautiful eyes and wears amazing clothes.
Matty can get mad very easily but he/she will forgive you
Matty has trust issues and loves reading or writing.
He/She doesn't really like to study but is really smart.
person1: OMG MATTY IS SO COOL. I REALLY LIKE HER/HIM
person2: SAME!!
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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Trenton & Mattie

Trenton has the biggest heart and is very loyal and loving to the person important to him. Mattie can be very secretive, but always honest to those they care about. When Matties are happy, everyone around them feels happier. Together Mattie and Trenton are the cutest couples in the galaxies, they shine brighter than the sun, their love makes others happy. AND THEY'RE BOTH HELLA CUTE.
Bob: Have you seen Trenton & Mattie? arent they the cutest??
Moo: yes and yes.
by moomooooo23 April 18, 2021
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matty

cutest guy around

super tall and funny

colorado kid
matty is so perfect
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c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty
by calikid327 March 6, 2011
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Matti

This nigga is a fucking legend one of the best names and definitely better than Mattis
Matti gets all the girls
by Nooblicker69 November 21, 2021
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