Golden Kiwi

It's when a man sticks his penis in a woman's butt and pees.

Man I really gave that girl a golden kiwi last night.

by LordPissbucket June 14, 2023

Kiwi

Synonym for cool

Also means slang for guy with a massive penis

Wow that guy is so kiwi
Wow you have a nice kiwi

by Vaginalover1574 November 24, 2020

Kiwi Treatment

When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.

He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.

by puterhead March 26, 2017

Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)

Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."

by reallifeluper January 5, 2017

Kiwi’s Brother

Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).

“Your friends with Kiwi’s Brother?”
“No, the hot blonde is my friend.”

by yourdadsaidhey October 7, 2020

Kiwi

A kia vehicle shaped kiwi

Hey did you see that kiwi over there, i think im gonna buy it.

by Kiwi seed August 13, 2017

Kiwi

Can be either used as a name what an ugly underaged boy fingers an ugly underaged girl, or an a verb replacing fingering

Ex 1: Amir kiwed Lea
Ex 2: People were chanting kiwi to amir after he fingered Lea

by Eat your fruits not vegetables January 4, 2018