Inverted Man

A man who is obese and inverted in some places.

Dude, you are so fat. You are such a Inverted Man.

by KimJongPhil June 5, 2018

inverted slay

inverted-slay (noun)
/ɪnˈvɜr.tɪd sleɪ/

Definition:
The opposite of a "slay"; something that is not good, successful, or desirable. Often used humorously or colloquially to describe an action, event, or outcome that falls short of expectations.

Amber: that woman who lied about flying a plane is a liar. She is definitely an inverted slay.

by asher1842 November 30, 2024

Inverted Pyramid

That's literally just skewing a story in accordance with your bias.

Hym "The level of importance regarding information in a piece is entirely subjective and is always going to tow 1 of 2 partisan lines. That's not an inverted pyramid it's just implicit bias that coincides with your own implicit bias. I qualify and contextualize my position on everything, we all know I'm just going off the cuff here, and I've stated before that my viewers need to 'wait for the next one' and wait for my position on any topic to distill or solidify. We allow time and other people to either prove me right or prove me wrong here."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

inverted sex

When the sex fucks YOU

Oh fuuuuuck the inverted sex is fucking me hard

by kintups June 24, 2024

Inverted pube

A hair that is growing into the skin, in the nether regions.

I have a bad case of the inverted pube.

by steph jenna August 17, 2009

inverted penis

A penis kicked so hard that it gone into the body.

Person 1 : Man someone kicked me so hard.

Person 2 : Do you have an inverted penis?

Person 1 : Yeah ...

by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

Inverted Particle Accelerator

When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.

Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.

Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!

Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021