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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Exist

That which is defined.
What has been defined must surely exist, as an object or as a concept.
by Mr. Lay mandeep. October 3, 2017
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Those systems still exist to this day

Because it's the religion and not the shit you're saying it is you stupid bitch.
A retard "Those systems still exist to this day! TO THIS DAY!"

Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."

The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"

Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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A group of words, created by William Shakespeare, to make it as easy to communicate to others.

Though I do want to make other parts of Watermelon Sugar blue, so here's the definition to many.
Jon: hey dude! can you tell me something deep about words?
Bear Grylls: Words that we use are common at all times. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
Jon: damn thats deep.
by AntiSurround August 9, 2021
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Speaking It Into Existence

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.
Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.
by Nigga Jew 69 July 6, 2022
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The prettiest girl to ever exist

The prettiest girl ever starts with an s
Sarah

She means the world to me and is a blessing, i love her with all my heart
‘who’s that’

‘that’s the prettiest girl to ever exist
‘oooh that’s sarah!’
by skmb February 23, 2024
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.
Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!
by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
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