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Sods curse

Sods curse stays with someone from when they were born to when they die. Its relation to sods law or (Murphy’s law) depicts to when fate is mocking you. However in sods curse, fate mocks you your whole life making your experience with living incredibly horrible and pathetic. An example is if someone is clumsy by nature to a severe degree as in falling over, misplacing and walking into things resulting in pain. In latence terms you have luck so bad that is doesn't even seem possible to be that unlucky.
My whole life nothing has gone right for me. “oh then you might have Sods curse”
by Dots keeper of words March 22, 2022
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The YouTube Curse

A curse that gives you the inability to go on YouTube without ending up on the "weird side". Side-effects normally include rapid decrease in productivity, the exposure to scarring videos, and very strange dreams.
"Hey, bro, did you pull up that video yet?"
"Nah man, I found an interpretive dance to the Pete's a Pizza audiobook."
"It's literally been five minutes since I left! You must have the YouTube curse."
by That Person That Wrote That September 14, 2013
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The Lindsy curse

The habitual opening of ones mouth spewing bullshit statements using the words never,always,and not in this life time, I don't see it happening. Then having to publicly recant having to remove ones foot from ones mouth about the prior statement.
"The Lindsy curse"
I will never get married ,I don't see it happening in this lifetime again I always said I don't want or believe in falling in love. then

Then 5 mos later I am in love!!!!! then 7 mos Later I got married
by sick_goul February 18, 2010
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iqbal curse

The iqbal curse is a curse which grants the user immense beauty but would leave the user helpless to find love.

The iqbal curse is usually passes down by the famous iqbal family but not all Iqbal’s suffer the curse. There is currently no known way to break the curse
You are the iqbal curse. Stay away
by Recks August 10, 2022
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Willingham Curse

The universal karmic ass-kicking a college sports program receives for stepping on a minority coach and/or candidate in favor of the alumni's choice.
When Notre Dame callously fired Ty Willingham during a legitimate rebuilding period, bringing in Charlie Weis as the alumni's golden boy, it began the "Willingham Curse," resulting in two years without a bowl win and a third year without a bowl appearance and a loss to Navy!
by Jane Khrysanthemum November 26, 2007
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Thot Curse

A phase someone goes through when they "like" or date Thots after another but doesn't realise it.
He's in the Thot curse
by Zrictfore October 7, 2017
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Cashman's Curse

An unfortunate combination of herpes (hsv) and genital warts (hpv). Often accompanied by a choking BO stench.
GEEZ!! What is that smell?!?! Oh, I think it's Mel. Looks like she caught the Cashman's Curse.
by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007
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