Brandon

A person who is from the rancho

"SI señor yo soy del rancho!"~Brandon

by RainyRoma November 3, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a loving, caring, and nice person. A Brandon normally has a Afro, a weird smile, and is light skin. But don’t let that fool you because Brandon is the most sexy/cute boy you will ever meet.

He’s so cute he must be a Brandon.

by Brandon Thompson November 10, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the ultimate man. Papi supreme. You will come across him when you are at your loneliest and he will brighten your life with memes. Over time you will appreciate him more and more until you realize you are soulmates. He is effortlessly cool. His wit is unmatched. Some call him a Meme God.

Man, I hope I have big dick energy like Brandon one day.

by M4rzipan January 3, 2019

Brandon

Has a cat named Paco.

Brandon’s cat speaks Spanish.

by Paquitonugz June 13, 2018

Brandon

Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.

Brandon: "How come I always see a monkey every time I look in the mirror?"

by koltasw July 6, 2018

Brandonism

A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.

X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested

by Mr. Walrus with glasses January 27, 2019

Brandon

Weird jap that has wet dreams about women in his classroom.

Dude, did you see Brandon’s bedsheets after he was done beating off to Claudeen?

by Big meat with small feet February 3, 2019