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The Big Bongo

An incredibly large sum of money—i.e. the whole enchilada, all nine yards, the whole ball of wax. Typically used within, but not limited to, the context of the music industry.
Brad: Yo, Chad. Did you hear about Thad's deal with UMG?

Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.

Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.
by gooblr March 26, 2024
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Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
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Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.
by Left Foot March 7, 2012
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Bongo Head

A person who’s mother was in an interracial gang bang while pregnant with them. Thus pushing in their soft spot.
by AaronBonehart May 12, 2022
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