Marathon Week

Marathon Week usually takes place during the last week of May, and during marathon week all liquids must contain alcohol. You start drinking once you wake up on the last Monday of May and you cannot drink anything but liquids containing alcohol until the last day of May (unless you have to due to a medical emergency).

You cannot drink ANYTHING that does not have alcohol in it AT ALL! YOU MUST DRINK ALCOHOL TO BE PART OF MARATHON WEEK!

Be warned Marathon Week is not for the weak of liver.

MARATHON WEEK BABY!! TIME TO GET FUUUUCKED UP!

by Brosama Bin Tarden November 11, 2012

dick of the week

The unwitting gentleman who ends up in a relationship with a serial monogamist who changes boyfriends so often it's hard to keep up.

OMG! That girl's Facebook page says "in a relationship" for the 3rd time this month. I wonder if that guy knows he's just the dick of the week.

by Beefmaster Matrix February 14, 2015

gig'em week

Gig'Em week started in 2000 as the week before the Fall semester starts in Aggieland. Recently renamed to "Howdy Week" for no apparent reason, except to make it sound lame. Fear not, a name change will not make Gig'Em week any less than what it truly has been for the past 17 years, which is a giant week long party!!! Upperclassman of all ages look forward to Gig'Em week as a time to absolutely rage their faces off before real school work sets in. Who are we kidding though, the first week of school, "syllabus week" is also an appropriate time to commit such acts of putting school on the back burner for just a little longer! So get ready freshman you're in for a treat, also please refrain from using the term, "Howdy Week", it simply goes against tradition.

"Gig'Em week is in less than 5 days, I can't wait to get ignate."

"Last Gig'Em week I ended up in Foundies like every night, and I haven't been there since freshman year."

"WHOOP I am about to get tore up at Gig'Em week this year!"

by RedAssAg August 15, 2017

dragon week

Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.

Him: Why is she so bitchy today?
Her: *rolls eyes* It's her dragon week this month.

by HerTurtleHighness October 23, 2015

Lobster Week

What you say right before you are about to cum.

On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!

by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021

H week

indicate the period when you are horny

last week was my H week (i was horny all the last week)
i am on my H day (today i am horny)

by maurejuana May 16, 2021

L33t of the Week

L33t of the Week is a feature segment on the website www.myetvmedia.com. It is a short video (2-3 minutes) long updating the public on what has been chosen as leet that week, including technology, developers, games, and people.

Cool Dude: Wow the Sony 3D TV is so cool! Where did you hear all those cool specs?

Cooler Dude: I heard about it on my ETV media's L33t of the Week.

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by The Webmaster again June 29, 2011