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steven

a homophobic jerk who you shouldn't let date your best friend
"stay away from steven. he's no good."
by nutcracker June 24, 2016
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Steven

The bitch himself. If your feeling down and depressed he will shove you deeper into that well of depression with his dope roasts, only to pull you out of it by dancing to Disney songs with you on house party. He makes some super good memes and loves the colts and shoe shopping more than his unified theater mom. That’s about it. BOOBIES
What a steven
Damn he’s such a steven
by Urgurl13 May 23, 2018
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Steven

My son name is Steven. I hate him.
by Stellamay912 April 27, 2016
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steven

a brit on the inside and american on the inside, a boy who is made fun of all the time because he talks in a british accent. he gets it all the time, he plays guitar, actual guitar, not gitar hero. His code name is william wallace, and hes from bridgton whales, his best friend connor is his british friend whos code name is thomas. They often say to run away from the accents, but it just doesnt seem to work...... poor guys
omg! steven is a brit!
by askhgoasdgsdhdfajrfsgD October 9, 2008
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Steven

Steven the one depressed brat always looking for attention .Often behaves bad but always is the smart one mostly popular for his crimes
Look it’s him the kid that got in trouble the smart Steven
by Lolllll so true November 5, 2018
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Steven

Anyone name steven has a Katana dick
by Shalack November 1, 2019
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Steven

Stevens are normally blond with blue eyes. The average height of a Steven is six feet tall. Stevens tend to be loud, funny, and caring. If he sees a friend hurt he will immediately run by their side and not leave until they feel better. Most Stevens wear glasses but for get to wear them. They are very sweet and always stand up for what is right. They are not afraid to speak their minds. A Steven is not someone who develops a crush on the first girl (or guy) they see. They tend to go after people with dark hair and dark eyes. They also like it when their crush is shorter than them so they have to go on their tippy-toes to kiss them. The ideal type for a Steven is someone who is kind, but knows how do defend people. Someone who is crazy and cheerful, but secretly hurting inside. Stevens tend to only fall in love once, so if you every get the opportunity to date a Steven, DO NOT screw up!
Shaylen: "Hey, who's that really tall blond kid?"
Zoe: "Hm? Oh, yeah, that's...that's Steven." (>///<)
Shaylen: "Do you know if he's single? Damn, he's a snacc!"
Zoe: "Sorry, he's taken."
Shaylen: "By who?! One way or another that boy will be mine!"
Zoe:"...Hi, I'm Zoe. His girlfriend."
by adf00tp May 23, 2018
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