The Rosebud

The Rosebud is a stealthy maneuver preformed in a ninja like fashion. As you approach your target you turn your hand into a thumbs-up formation and deploy with the tip of the thumb thrusting towards the anus while simultaneously yelling Rosebud.

Hey Rick, the funniest thing happened yesterday. I was at the supermarket and the wife sent me back to grab something she forgot and as I caught up she was at the other end of the aisle bent right over looking shelf and give her the Rosebud. I yelled Rosebud so fucking loud and she screamed just as loud. Then moments later I heard Rosebud yelled out from a few aisles over followed by a spine tingling scream, then a man's voice says " oh fuck, I thought you were my wife."

by BigChief_164 December 27, 2024