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Slam pee pee

Slammed penis when yo shiiii leantttttttt ya hearrrrdddddd
You ever walk outside then boom slam pee pee? With a brick?
by Mach man April 1, 2021
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pee-pee protector

another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.
Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.

Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021
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This is so pee pee

Dad: I got you 10000 vbucks!

Me: This is so pee pee!
by Beter47 September 1, 2019
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This is so pee pee

Dad: I got you vbucks!
Me: This is so pee pee!
by Beter47 September 3, 2019
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pee pee boy

someone who pees on their body.
Luciano is a pee pee boy. hahaha!! He pissed on himself.
by Koz.eone March 13, 2017
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Pee pee puppet

A tool genaraly used to introduce young boys to Catholicism but also used in the case of severely retarded or roofied adults.

Side note.

Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico

Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..

Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district

(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Father knuckles let the child talk in the confession booth while he dropped his robe and inserted his billiard ball anal beads a gift from cardinal pel 2 years prior

He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it

He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet

Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
by Pecker pete October 2, 2018
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pee pee button

The area a little bit below your stomach and when you press on it you have to pee
( probably only works on women)
*kid jumps on their mother*
Mother: you pressed my pee pee button. I almost pissed myself.
by Lady gaga x freddy fazbear is February 10, 2022
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