Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet

Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again

by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022

Once

One time

Phill: how many times have you activity

Tod: once

by Seicee November 22, 2021

Once in a bang time

This phrase is used to describe Bang Christopher Chan. You'll never meet anyone quite like him. A special human being. (once in a life time)

Stray kids leader is a once in a bang time person.

by mikaiscrazy September 19, 2021

Once

Once is a person who is a fan of twice

Once: did u know I'm a once
Person: no what's that
Once: it's twice fandom, I'll help u stan!
Person: ofc! Ty

by Kpop multistan<3 December 27, 2021

first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's cousin.
2- Cousin's child.

My first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024

Once

I admit it, what's to say
I'll relive it, without pain
Backstreet lover on the side
Of the road
I got a bomb in my temple that is gonna explode
I got a .16 gauge buried under my clothes, I play
Once upon a time I could control myself
Once upon a time I could lose myself
Oh try and mimic, what's insane
I am in it, where do I stand?
Indian summer I hate the heat
I got a backstreet lover on the passenger seat
I got my hand in my pocket so determined discreet, I pray
Once upon a time I could control myself
Once upon a time I could lose myself
Once upon a time I could control myself
Once upon a time I could lose myself
Once upon a time I could love myself
Once upon a time I could love you
Once
Once
Once
Once
Once
Once
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Once
Pearl Jam
Ten (1991)

by IrishFlem4 October 10, 2021