Fat Lard

When called a fat lard, you are being called worse then fat, meaning that you are the size of a whale.

Tina you fat lard get your food

by Fat lardin retard March 12, 2017

Lard Knight

A man all too eager to defend fat women; a white knight for the overweight.

"My god that bitch is fat"

"Yeah and you're being a fatphobic creep"

"Shut the fuck up lard knight"

by GoldyOne December 22, 2023

LARD

Lazzle Azzle Razzle Dazzle

Did you use any lard in these biscuits, they're delicious!

by Hobbisan July 23, 2023

Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.

Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle

by Dingleoid January 29, 2019

Jacko-lard

Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

lard ass

lard ass (noun)
a fat & often lazy person

She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.

by passe’ November 6, 2023

lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014