A short guido looking kid who thinks he's good at dancing and has his ears pierced. Also enjoys showing off his abs.
by asianyo December 31, 2011
A Lindo Guido is a Italian Guy who is Real Sexy. He always has a fresh shape up/hair cut. Dresses Real Right Never Looks Like A Bum. Always Health Consious never wants to be sick. Always has a Tan. Smells Real Good. Fist Pumps everytime he goes to a club/party. when he goes to his home country italy he feels like the king. Has every girl and any girl he wants on his dick. Girls always throw themselfs at a Lindo Guido. Always Knows what to say to make a person smile. knows how to defend himself when he needs to. Always Has Cash on him. he's there when you need him. he can be tour bestfriend or your enemy. people are always envying a Lindo Guido
by Lindo Guido Josh July 27, 2011
The absolute very best brownies ever made by the most amazing whores you will ever meet! They have super fantastic guido powers that will brighten up anyones day! They have to be specifically made by a Guido, and a Guido only, or they are considered to be non-authentic.
by guidaly December 28, 2010
by Guigfu February 15, 2010
by m0dizzle October 5, 2012
Greek's who want to be greasy Italian guido's but are usually not in shape, have large guts, and somehow seem to be trashier than the Italian guido's
by west coast hater February 16, 2010
Braid stemming from nape of the neck, curves around to front on top of shoulder, similar to rat tail.
by cola101 March 6, 2009