axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by wokeup2this July 21, 2022

ur non existent dad

oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!

ur non existent dad doesnt exist 😱😱😱😱

by MatMannn_ December 7, 2022

figment of existence

my term of it is basically a person who is always hated, left out or just unkown

john is a figment of existence.

by careless person October 28, 2023

Mug that is non-existent

just... see the get the get the word Mug

(just having a bit sense of humour)

A: Hey, did you see this thing called Mug that is non-existent Mug on the Urban dictionary ?
B: Ye.

by Nomias July 19, 2023

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

Aaaaaaaaaah

Ahhhhhhh But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

by MemeGirl20 July 12, 2021

Oops! This definition already exists

the worst message you can see on urban dictionary

some other assholes took my definition, so this site has the nerve to say: Oops! this definition already exists

by Youngboyonpornhub November 26, 2023

Speaking It Into Existence

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.

Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.

by Nigga Jew 69 July 6, 2022