Chris

creepy name for stalkers who stalk their mates gf/bf and ask retarded questions (where is your touch spot) and insist on constantly annoying the stalkee... they also like to partake in the activity of cumming in shoes
Geeze that guy is such a chris, he just asked me where my touch spot is.

yeah he also cums in shoes
by tomisastrawberry September 23, 2010
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Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.
I got a present- it must be Chris.
by KristenCallaway May 06, 2020
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A chill nigga who’s just tryna fuck shit up but whatever u do don’t fuck wit him and never never ever ever ever leave yo girl around him because she’ll probably get pregnant
Oh shit it Chris
by Lilc29 May 07, 2019
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A shy person, but nice to talk with once you get to know him. He talks about motorsports a lot, also a gamer
by racingflxmes October 25, 2020
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Its the name of a gay person
Chris is gay
by daniel12346 January 31, 2022
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(this is a stupider version of chris)

A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.
Hey you know that stupid kid Chris?

Yeah dude he's kinda a softie though. Is he gay?
by stvpid coward October 06, 2019
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A kid who likes gaming fnaf and many other things and also a very good lier but can keep it in that type of state for a long time but also is great in bed
dude did you hear that kid named chris has a girlfriend

Yea what's her name dude

Demon
by Thatonefnafkid July 08, 2021
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