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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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The Last Answer

He too was trying to find a way to kill the voice...
Hym "You too huh... I guess that's why Justin brought up the Asimov Cascade... Seems like there's a bit of a narrative through-line going on here... 'The Last Answer' AND 'The Last Question' by Issac Asimov do both sound like something I would write, don't they? Fascinating how that keeps happening..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
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Answering the Call

v. Fulfilling the need for the desire to play hours of Call of Duty. Usually occurs when one takes off from work or stays home from school
Oh right.. I had heard that Double XP Weekend was starting Friday morning so I was answering the call.
by liftedops July 8, 2011
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Catch an Answer

Finding an answer to your question from a chatbot like Bard or ChatGPT
Don't know, let me just "catch an answer" on that from the Bot
by DudeOnAI September 22, 2023
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answerful

jessica j 🤭🤭🤭
answerful gal x
by strawberry_smoothie October 24, 2022
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Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid
Hym "Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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