Mouth Plumbing

Verb- The act of unclogging your girlfriends/ boyfriends asshole when they are constipated. To do this you must place your mouth firmly against their bare asshole and suck until you fell light headed, at this point you must go back in and finish the job by inhaling all of their feces.

My girl had a mean stomach ache so I stepped in and started mouth plumbing. She feels much better now but my mouth is full of shit.

by Borat Vedy Nice October 29, 2020

Pee in my moms mouth

Yes

Yes pee in my moms mouth

by Crempent December 02, 2019

Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995

To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024

Charizard mouth

When you eat and the food you bite into is hot so it feels like one of Charizard’s fire attacks

When Pokemon fans eat they better watch out for Charizard mouth

by J Slasher March 16, 2019

slug mouth

When someone is sucking dick and it’s not soft but it’s not hard either

Boy: yo that girl is a major slug mouth

by Curlyhead•Vaeh‼️ February 28, 2020

Mouth off

talk in an unpleasantly loud and boastful or opinionated way.

Here’s a sentence using "mouth off":

She's always mouthing off about how much better she could run the company herself.

by Arminkshipper August 05, 2024

Mouth Cooker

An alternative heating apparatus to prepare meat properly. It’s not like an oven or anything, it’s just different.

I can’t believe black anus’ oven’s broke. Very strange for a steakhouse. Luckily one of the servers had a functioning mouth cooker to cook all the meat.

by hvag69 March 29, 2020