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Get the Snake Dick mug.An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.
Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!
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A term used in some a corporate settings to describe a person who is categorized by their competence to harness the abilities of snakes on the team in order to accomplish the mission assigned to the group. Snake tamers often exhibit the following qualities:
1.) Patience
2.) Thoughtfulness
3.) Ownership of their responsibilities
4.) Reliability
5.) Slow to anger
A Snake tamer’s approach to snakes is different than that of most people. Understanding that snakelike individuals are venomous, passive aggressive, and potentially backstabbing, the tamer must gain the snake’s trust first before harnessing their abilities for the whole corporate team. This is process is figuratively known as “harvesting the anti-venom”. At first it may seem like a manipulative move from the tamer, however, they are totally open about what they are trying to do and they will even openly admit it to the snake because they want everyone to work together to have success thus limiting the “backbiting” in the office.
A term used in some a corporate settings to describe a person who is categorized by their competence to harness the abilities of snakes on the team in order to accomplish the mission assigned to the group. Snake tamers often exhibit the following qualities:
1.) Patience
2.) Thoughtfulness
3.) Ownership of their responsibilities
4.) Reliability
5.) Slow to anger
A Snake tamer’s approach to snakes is different than that of most people. Understanding that snakelike individuals are venomous, passive aggressive, and potentially backstabbing, the tamer must gain the snake’s trust first before harnessing their abilities for the whole corporate team. This is process is figuratively known as “harvesting the anti-venom”. At first it may seem like a manipulative move from the tamer, however, they are totally open about what they are trying to do and they will even openly admit it to the snake because they want everyone to work together to have success thus limiting the “backbiting” in the office.
“Dude did you see what our new project manner did?! He got Mark to be honest with him! I overheard the whole conversation in his office. The guy is such a snake tamer.”
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