A snake balloon

The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.

Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"

Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"

John:"no what's that"

Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".

by joefalcone2021 June 13, 2025

Honk out a dirt snake

A clown's way of saying, I need to take a shit

Clown: "Those tacos and hotdogs went right through me, I got to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Drake Snake

Drake snake. Image of drake showcasing his huge 10 foot+ snake.

Tom: Hey did you see the Drake Snake leak?
Lewis: Yeah it was almost as big as Mason's!

by JeffTheNick April 11, 2024

Drain Snaking

The act of inserting an object akin to a drain cleaner or piece of barbed wire (like the “snake” that comes with a bottle of Drain-O) as deep as you can into your urethra, then pulling it out as hard as you can, almost as if you were starting a lawnmower.

I had to go to the hospital last weekend because I was drain snaking too hard.

by I Am The One Who Munts April 17, 2024

Snake AIDS

The disease you get from smoking halfies on the ground, a term popularized in this context by beloved internet smoker Jacob Jones

“I’d love to smoke that ciggie on the ground over there but I don’t wanna get snake aids ykwis”

by queenofcringe April 27, 2024

snake

friendly noodle that might bite

look its a snake.

by 123abc_read my definition pls. April 29, 2024

Drake's Snake

A bazooka is a man-portable recoilless anti-tank rocket launcher weapon, widely deployed by the United States Army, especially during World War II. Also referred to as the "stovepipe", the innovative bazooka was among the first generation of rocket-propelled anti-tank weapons used in infantry combat. Featuring a solid-propellant rocket for propulsion, it allowed for high-explosive anti-tank (HEAT) shaped charge warheads to be delivered against armored vehicles, machine gun nests, and fortified bunkers at ranges beyond that of a standard thrown grenade or mine. The universally applied nickname arose from the M1 variant's vague resemblance to the musical instrument called a bazooka invented and popularized by 1930s American comedian Bob Burns.

Person 1: Have you seen the Drake's Snake?
Person 2: Who the fuck is Drake?
Person 1: *dies*

by jesterrrrrrr May 28, 2024