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Michael

by Caleb2293 April 4, 2022
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Michael

Michael is a perfect boyfriend, he does everything for his girlfriend. He has high responsibility. He works for who he loves and will everything do that she is happy and she can have a good future with him.
Girlfriend:Baby why do you work and can't visit me, i miss you so much and i will see you
Michael: I want to give you a better future because i am your man and i have to give you all you want.
by a. h. January 29, 2019
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A michael move

When you intentionally leave to go get lunch and not offer other co-workers to order as well.
How could you go get Chinese without offering to everyone. That is such a Michael move.
by whatfitsyou October 27, 2017
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jasper michael

Campus hearthrob but faithful when he is inlove. He will never let you down. Never cheat and always makes you feel like a queen. God centered relationship is what he like.

Naughty yet knows how to respect women. Loves his family very much but tend to be ignored.
by JJJ1007 June 8, 2021
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Michael

Michael’s a bitch
by blehblahbleh July 4, 2025
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Michael Taylor

Michael Taylor is the best human you could ever ask for when playing the hit game Call of Duty: Black Ops. This player on the Xbox is the greatest random you could ask for when trying to hit COD trickshots. Michael likes to hold angles in Search and Destroy for as long as possible, these angles include D3 and E3 on the WMD map, aswell as D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map. Trickshotters love Michael Taylor so much because he happens to hold the perfect areas where the trickshotters are able to go for their trickshots at a good distance and have enough air time to execute their combos properly. Michael Taylor is also a very simple man and all he desires is an L96A1. If you happen to encounter Michael Talor in a Black Ops lobby make sure to drop him an L96A1 and give him some words of encouragement to stay in the lobby. Even when Michael Taylor is not in the lobby his spirit can still be found among other players. If these other randoms end up holding a Michael Taylor angle such as D3 and E3 on the WMD map, and D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map make sure to shoutout to your teammates that “he’s holding a Michael Taylor angle!”
Guy 1: “Bro this random is holding a perfect angle for our trickshots!”

Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”
by MoniNac July 9, 2024
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Michael

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.
Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!
by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023
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