Albino Garden Snake

When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.

Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"

by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017

Snake

Yours truly Tess <3 Im officially coming out as snake

(Also none ever act explained to me how I was the snake so please feel free and step forth )

Whole class: snake snake snake snake
Me: walks away giggling cutely 🥹🥹

by T355 August 4, 2022

White snake

When the cum travels from the anus to the vagina while doing doggy-style

Do you remember Anne? Yeah, the girl I hanged out with yesterday, i accidentally made her a white snake. So proud of being a father.

by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022

Snake

Someone who rattles things about other people, mainly lies.

(Snake)"Do you know she fancies him?" (Human 1)"No, let me check this." (Snake)"You don't need to" (Human 1) "Do you fancy my girlfriend?!" (Human 2)"No I don't..." (Human 1)"Ugh, that snake!"

by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017

snake friday

getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime

hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?

yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday

by frankturner March 9, 2010

Orange snake

Basically it describes Nikolai Holm

Iykyk

Nikomann10 is the orange snake

by MFB ON THE TRACK December 17, 2022

Snake eye

1. A dice game
2. The eyes that a snake has
3. Something race that happens when a human is so mad the pupils become slits and often have tears in them

1. Let's play snake eye
2. I love snake eyes they are so pretty

3. I'm scared my son has snake eye

by 459395 March 19, 2023