The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.
These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"
" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.
"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"
~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.
"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"
~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
Get the Flat top monkey eyebrowsmug. 
The Top Twister is when you are giving a man cunnilingus and you move your head side to side and tongue in a rotating, twisting motion on the head of the penis, whilst sucking all at the same time.
by makdaddy87 October 5, 2025
Get the Top Twistermug. by dripping wet August 15, 2016
Get the topmug. Yo how was it sharing a bed with Stacey?
It was fine at first we top and tailed, then we top and railed
*high fives*
It was fine at first we top and tailed, then we top and railed
*high fives*
by Daisy89 September 23, 2022
Get the top and railmug.