butt block

A square turd. A rectangular prism of a hearty black turd. It consists of a very rough texture. It is usually painful and sometines stringy. It pops out slow and hurts for a while afterwords.

You may also be considered a butt block if you are an asshole with a square jaw, face, or if you have a square-like personality.

"After I squeezed out that massive butt block, I had to show my mom so she could take me to the doctor." "I obtained some but damage." "My dog, jerry, left a quality butt block on my nieghbors lawn."

by Madman464 March 5, 2011

Padonkadonk butt

Someone with a large ars that bounces up and down. it makes a padonk-padonk sound as they pass by

Haha steve walked by and his padonkadonk butt bounced up and down.

by kick ars December 11, 2011

Butt-PlugIn

n. The disgusting synthetic smell that hits you when you walk into a room. Often the result of an individual's terrible taste in (and overuse of) air fresheners, as well as an ill-fated combination of two or more fragrances.
Instead of improving the room, this smell is usually worse than the one being covered up.

(walking into a classroom)
Jim: "Oh, man! This place smells like Butt-PlugIn! Wh-What is that? Cloves and peppermint? Aghh!"

by ultralord3000 June 21, 2011

Butt Geyser

the splash that enters your butt due to your sphincter not being fully closed, once you drop a hefty turd

"john took a solid dump, one of the turds was so big it gave him a butt geyser"

by Vladboy11 November 20, 2011

Bic Butt

The kind of poop that turns your butt into a ball point pen. Just keeps writing on the paper

Damn I used the whole roll of toilet paper. I have Bic butt :(

by Outofpaper October 19, 2023

Butt kiss

When two people rub their butts on each other's butt and fart

They butt kissed on the bed .

by Hs3 June 14, 2022

butt-iron

Anything desired so strongly that possessing/achieving THAT SPECIFIC THING becomes an obsession in the mind of the desirer, an obsession that compels them to go to absurd, even destructive, even self-destructive lengths to acquire the thing, sometimes ignoring easier options in the process. The ends do NOT justify the means here, but they "gotta have that butt-iron". Taken from the science video where it is explained how much magnetic force Magneto would have to exert to extract the iron from the guard in X-Men II; long before he could have extracted it, he would have exerted enough magnetic force to escape several times over, but he's "gotta have that butt-iron"

Me: Dude! Why do you need THAT car? We passed three dealerships on the way! I think we ran over a guy back there!
You: I gotta have that butt-iron! I gotta!

by Balloonie-cat1 August 30, 2022