don't reckon so

A phrase Australians (and pommie cunts) use to express that they aren't sure, but the answer is leaning towards the negative. Another way of saying "I don't think so".

A: ey mate, dyou think ms cuthberts gonna give us a pink slip for skipping?
B: nah don't reckon so mate, shes blind as a fuckin bat. never bothers to take attendance anyways
A: nah yeah but what if mattie dobs n that? ykno hes a fuckin sook
B: fuckin mattie.

A: yeah, fuck mattie.

by makkapakka-akkawakka February 1, 2021

don't tell mere

Don't tell mere started from a video by Matt Carriker who is the main person in the popular YouTube channel Demolition Ranch and Off The Ranch where he bought a new gun and told viewers to not tell mere his wife Meredith Carriker

Matt brought a new gun and told his friend don't tell mere

by T. Drake November 16, 2023

umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait

i kinda forgot what to put... umm its something funny but uhh... hm. this is tricky. i know it but its kinda hard.. uhm... uhh.

uhh. i forgot the example. uhh i think it was guy1 saying something.. well, its probably nothing... but like umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025

Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.

" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"

by jude_it February 21, 2023

i don't understand but i luv you

when someone who speaks another language and you don't understand | a song by seventeen

person A : yo bro ! ko pukima by the way !!
person B : i don't understand but i luv you

by scoupslvr October 13, 2023

barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.

Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare

by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021

I don't cae

A version of "I don't care" which allows you to restate "I don't cae" each time someone corrects your grammar in the misspelling of "care" as "cae." This is a further sign that you do not in fact care.

Person 1: "Yeah you should really do (blank).
Person 2: "I don't cae"
Person 1: "You spelled care wrong."
Person 2: "I don't cae"

by MussoNothingWrongo October 2, 2020