The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.
by anonymous June 7, 2022

by ReeseRobloxOOF September 9, 2020

by john handcock 69 October 18, 2021

That guy is voting for Obama simply because of his skin color what a retard. Johnny thinks voting for more taxes will fix the unemployment problem what a retard! That woman believes she should be president, what a retard!
by american35 August 19, 2017

Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.
Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”
Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being
sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being
sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
by JaKhaki_Twin May 1, 2021
