by SwiftFn July 14, 2019
Get the Crackedmug. Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.
My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.
by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
Get the Testicle Crackmug. A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016
Get the Crack of the eggmug. by Kash2400BlockHugger December 23, 2023
Get the Jack in the crackmug. Suffix replacing last syllable of a word to indicate addictive qualities. Popularized by evercrack and warcrack.
by null_device December 18, 2008
Get the -crackmug. by That girl you may know June 7, 2021
Get the Crackingmug. by That Mofucka April 16, 2020
Get the Crackedmug.