american redlight

Getting out of your car at a redlight and run around your car clockwise as many times as you can with an extremely large American flag.

I played American redlight today.

by Lil_fig February 22, 2017

American Gomez

A sexual position in which the woman must hold an American flag in one hand and wear a sombrero, while the male must have grown a thick handlebar moustache and resemble a spaniard.

Let's have a crack at an American Gomez!

by Mmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkk July 4, 2016

americanizer

A foreign person who glorifies and promotes American culture, glamorizing the society and way of living .

That man is an Americanizer because he loves the country and culture and wants to live by their laws, he daydreams nonstop about the luxurious lifestyle in America .

by Secular Sinner June 16, 2016

pocket american

The use of other Countries to use American taxpayer pockets to fund their needs.

If someone stole my bike I'd sure like to have a Pocket American Handy.

A way of funding NATO.

by N8s76 June 1, 2016

The American Dream®

The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.

Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away

Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait

My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here

My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true

American by the Offspring

Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me

Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.

Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®

by LoZander May 10, 2016

American Eagle

When a woman spread eagles and someone sticks an American flag in their twat.

"Dude, she so got American Eagle(d) by color guard last night"

by 50_shades_of_love August 8, 2016

American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.

Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.

by RNBWkitty July 12, 2016