by lisloumagoo April 01, 2016
The most wanted criminal in Mexico last seen in mazatlan sinaloa Guadalajara jalisco and Tijuana mexico
by El cookies September 06, 2022
PERFECT WEATHER FOR A PICNIC
“I love cherry blossom cookie, shes the best, awesome, amazing, pretty, beautiful, pretty, sweet, cookie ever”
“Fr”
“I love cherry blossom cookie, shes the best, awesome, amazing, pretty, beautiful, pretty, sweet, cookie ever”
“Fr”
by iivan1x June 04, 2025
by Jayëë January 24, 2020
An exciting yellow cookie
by Zupper01 December 15, 2016
The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
by u shit fuck January 04, 2012