Brown surprise

“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop

I left a brown surprise in the bathroom for Eric

by Bobby jmac November 6, 2022

Code Brown

A code used in hospitals for a toxic spill. It is not used for feces, even though that is what everyone else is saying.

A voice came over the speaker, saying, "Code brown on floor 3. Code brown on floor 3. I reckon it was a hazard spill, as I am a resident cardiothorastic surgeon.

by Real_Definitions† March 19, 2020

brown gopher

yet ANOTHER name for a gay person

Dude1:"dude, my brother is such a brown gopher"
Dude2:"omg i know!"

by EmmyV October 23, 2005

Brown SLup

When you’re doing anal, and it feels like she’s super wet, but you turn the lights on and she shit on your dick.

The Brown SLup sounds bad but I’d you let it ride, you won’t be sorry

by SLup Slut May 30, 2021

Brown Smoreja

Complete bullshit, popycock.

I got pulled over for going 70 in a 65 that was Brown Smoreja!

by Smorja June 12, 2018

Brown cow

You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.

"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"

by Wilbur the dog December 11, 2020

brown breakfast

Exactly what you think it is. No, really.

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"

by THE Big Stiff April 25, 2014