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Sam Hanson

Pretty little cum dumpster

Enjoys a thick creamy load in his mouth

Prefers the word sodomy to anal
Oh god, he’s such a Sam Hanson
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Sam

Sam is a interesting and awe inspiring man. They way his mind works is phenomenal and to try and understand how his mind works would mean shrinking down and being able to get inside his head to explore it. Sam is a sympathetic man when the need is there however don't expect to much empathy because once a Sam has been hurt there is a massive guard up and it is near impossible to overcome. He will want to spend time with you but not too much. You can talk for hours with a Sam about meaningful conversations, gibberish or just flirting. You will have an unspoken language between you that you two understand what is behind the words but if your friends were to read it they wouldn't understand. DON'T lose him, be patient and ensure there's communication. A Sam is one of a kind and if you fall in love with them it's forever
I met a guy called Sam. There's Sam at the bar.
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Wow did you just meet Yo Sam!!
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Usually known for their utter uselessness, but on occasion can be really helpful when you need someone to hide in a bathroom and pretend to shit while others get the dishes done
Wtf Did the septic tank just burst?! Nope, Sam just opened her legs..
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They Are a Person who will always make they friends laugh. They don’t have a lot of friends Because they Are carefully choosing them
Person 1: Look! They don’t have a lot friends
Person 2: They Are A Sam
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The most attractive girl you can know. Most likely has some of the highest intelligence of anyone in the world now. She usually has great humor and is very kind. Shes sometimes sorta quiet but is very loving and kind. And also may have rejected you but maybe not.
Me:Hey!
My friend:Yes?
Me:Isn't Sam So HOT and cool 🔥
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Sam collins

It’s all about the mets baby cmon baby get a home run baby love the mets baby love the mets
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