Fuck you but have a nice day

When a nice guy wants to tell somebody that he should fuck off.

Some Random Asshole:Hey Nice guy you suck ass

Nice guy: well fuck you but have a nice day

by DxLtV June 19, 2021

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

Have kittens

feel really tense or angry.

When Sarah realized she left her phone on the bus, she thought she might have kittens.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024

i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.

person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness

"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United

by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025

Have a Perman

Having a line of coke in the morning at work.

Fuck me Jim! you look like you’ re still sleeping! go on have a Perman in the disabled toilet and get back on your feet.

by Llewelyn October 23, 2019

I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025