Marie is funny. She never answers her cell phone when a cool kid calls at 4 a.m. She's a little weird. Her half-sister and nephew come to visit her every weekend.
When it comes to sports, she avoids protein powder. That's why she looks like a leek next to Jonas.
When it comes to sports, she avoids protein powder. That's why she looks like a leek next to Jonas.
by Der Boy November 21, 2021

Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.
Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute
Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you
Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you
Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021

Normally a Scorpio. THICC as fuck, kind hearted, gorgeous, and a great friend. She is always happy normally Aburn hair Brown eyes very pretty. she will cheer you up. doesn’t get mad that much normally has a sibling. always has her hair straight or but mainly in a ponytail. Most of all she is a beautiful outspoken girl. Can be sad at times, but ultimately very strong. Very tactful and yet honest.
Great lover and friend. Probably has a tall ass boyfriend named joseph
Great lover and friend. Probably has a tall ass boyfriend named joseph
Shaelyn Marie is so hot any guy would be lucky to have her. And they better treat her like a princess.
by Kinkylover1031 June 22, 2019

by pseudonymarificationesslesslyf March 20, 2024

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012

loves my pussy lots and she also can be one. doesn't shut the fuck up about avatar, is sexy af, she will bite you and give you sleep paralysis. she is silly and unique and often has a bad knee. she is on the spectrum but she is good at being autistic. lydia is one of a kind and she is such a rascal
by cummygummy November 26, 2022
