Jewel bird

A badass bitch. A woman who is the best at anything she does. She's always smart and beautiful.

Goodness that girl is perfect, she's such a jewel bird.

by Manny99999 December 17, 2014

angry birds

Parents that are Pissed off because you report ça laisse à désirer and they refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic.

I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.

by Sexydimma December 18, 2014

Bowl Birds

Any Seahawk team member, whether player, coach, etc... who was an official contributor to the team during any season in which the Seattle Seahawks played in the Super Bowl, regardless of the year.

Seattle Seahawk playersKam Chancellor Russell Williams Marshawn Lynch and Richard Sherman have been some of the greatest bowl birds of all time

by Birdie December 27, 2014

peris bird

A pathological liar

Did you believe a word Peris bird just said?

by Swagalicious420 November 8, 2013

bird feeder

The sexual act in which a man receives a rim job and a blow job at the same time from multiple partners

Dude I totally got Shelby and Jessica to give me the bird feeder

by thesexanator December 8, 2013

As the Bird Flies

The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......

Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha

by Mags85 December 11, 2013

Mother Birding

When you performe the act of fellatio on a male, he then ejaculates into the mouth of the sexual partner. From this point the partner of the pleasure receiver contains the semen in their mouth and spits or kisses the semen in his mouth. Hence mother birding.

"I'm think of mother birding Josh to spice up the relationship" "I mother birded Dan and he totally loved it"

by Sexual goddess December 17, 2013