michael toombs

he is a god and everyone should worship him and his 2000 meter long dick.

michael toombs stole my bike, shoved it up the mail mans ass and then set fire to my dog.

by thegodking666 September 16, 2017

michael jackson moonwalking

On meth

smh.. twiggas michael jackson moonwalking

by drugssssssssssssssssssssssssss September 23, 2017

Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!

Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.

by Edubz October 5, 2017

michael crutcher

A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

by Hey you girl October 12, 2017

Big michael

A fat boy

"Woah dude, look at that big michael over there"

by IloveVanillaSex October 25, 2017

michael mahoney

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.

I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!

by mthgrll97 October 28, 2017

A michael move

When you intentionally leave to go get lunch and not offer other co-workers to order as well.

How could you go get Chinese without offering to everyone. That is such a Michael move.

by whatfitsyou October 27, 2017